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As I Watch You Sleep…

I love watching you. Fluttering your eyes. I think of what you could be dreaming of. Maybe rainbows. Maybe princesses and tea parties. Pink flowers and swirly dresses. Little thoughts that are dancing...

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The 5 Stages Of Losing Your Baby To Toddlerhood

She’s done it. She’s evolved from that cooing, drooling human full of goo goo gagas to a running, screaming monkey-like child filled with “NO!”s and mimicking. I wanted her to stay my baby. Why...

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Our Week In The Hundred Acre Wood

Our week has been one of roller coaster emotions. Between my son and my daughter, I think I’ve seen recreations of all the members of The Hundred Acre Wood. My baby girl started the week as Pooh bear....

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Understanding 2 Year Old Logic

As my baby girl evolves to full blown toddler, the “so called” traits that makes people run and scream are rearing their ugly head. People have fear in their eyes when they hear these words together.....

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No “Whips”!

Mom. I no like whips *points at her lips* Your lips? Your whips. Awwww… So, no kissing? No. Kiss whips Kiss nose? ok. *kisses my nose* Thank you. ok Kiss lips? ok. No! No whips!! Shoot! I thought I...

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Dancing Princess

Mom, I got the rhythm in me That’s not a booger. That’s my booGIE Wait? What was that?!? A new BARBIE!! COOOOOOOLLLLL! Where was I?!? I AM THE DANCING QUEEN PRINCESS, YOUNG AND FREE, ONLY TWO YEARS...

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When “Vagina” Becomes “Giant” And Other Toddlerisms

My daughter says EXACTLY how she feels. She’s been quick and inquisitive ever since… um…mommy brain fart for as long as I can remember. I believe I’ve mentioned that she has learned many words and...

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When Your Husband Plays Shark Attack…

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I Don’t Care If You’re 3, You Are Still My BABY!!

Oh, my baby girl. You are 3 now and the last child to leave my womb. I’m so in awe over you and your abilities. Your language development: Honey, can you sit on the chair nicely? Then I can’t see the...

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Throwback Thursday: A Boy Bot Was Born

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